Custom Pet Portraits
Custom criminal portraits for your mischievous pet. Printed and delivered free.
From $29.99
How It Works
Choose & Upload
Pick your style and product, then upload a photo of your pet. Add their known crimes for the crime report.
Portrait Generated Instantly
After checkout, your pet's portrait can be previewed in 30 seconds. Don't love it? Regenerate for free until you do.
Delivered to Your Door
Printed, packaged, and shipped free in 3-5 business days. Frame it, hang it, and show off your pet's criminal record.
From $29.99
The Criminal Gallery
A few of our favourite furry felons. Every portrait is custom-made from a real pet photo.
Why Choose Fluffy Felons?
We've thought of everything so your pet's crime spree gets the recognition it deserves.
Preview in 30 Seconds
Your pet's portrait is generated instantly. No waiting days - see it before you finish your coffee.
Unlimited Free Regenerations
Not feeling it? Regenerate as many times as you want until your pet looks perfectly guilty.
100% Satisfaction Guarantee
Love it or your money back. No questions asked.
Free Shipping
Every physical order ships free to your door with full tracking. No minimum spend.
We Donate $1 Per Order
We donate $1 from every order to animal rescue charities. Your pet's mugshot helps real animals in need.
Their Pets Are Doing Time
Sarah M.
Pet: Biscuit
“I am CRYING. They captured Biscuit's energy perfectly. The charges were spot on - 'ate my homework' is now a framed fact on my wall.”
Canvas 12x16
James T.
Pet: Mr. Fluffington
“Ordered the canvas. It arrived so fast and the quality is incredible. Mr. Fluffington now has a more prominent wall space than any of our family photos.”
Canvas 12x16
Emma R.
Pet: Socks
“Best gift I've ever given. My mum screamed laughing when she opened it. Socks has been on trial for crimes against our sofa for years - now it's official.”
Mounted Print 11x14
Daniel K.
Pet: Duke
“The regeneration feature is brilliant - did it three times until the expression was just right. Absolutely worth it. Duke looks exactly as guilty as he is.”
Mounted Print 11x14
Frequently Asked Questions
Questions the judge will not accept as an excuse.
Yes. After checkout, your pet's mugshot is generated in about 30 seconds. You can regenerate it for free, as many times as you like, until you're happy. You only lock it in when you love it - that's when it goes to print.
We offer three physical products: Mounted Prints (fine art print on rigid backing with window mount, ready to display), Canvas (gallery-wrapped on a solid wood frame, ready to hang), and a custom Mug featuring your pet's mugshot. A digital copy can also be added for instant access. Standalone digital download available worldwide.
Mounted Print: 11"x14" or 16"x20", on a rigid backing with window mount. Canvas: 8"x10", 12"x16", 16"x20", gallery-wrapped and ready to hang.
3-5 business days for US, UK and European delivery. Your print is produced and shipped within 1-2 business days. Delivery is completely free.
Regenerate it - it's free and unlimited. You don't lock in the image until you're happy with it. If there's a quality issue with the print itself, we'll make it right.
Dogs, cats, rabbits, hamsters, birds - pretty much any household pet. For best results, use a clear front-facing or three-quarter photo with good lighting.
Physical prints ship to the US, UK, and across Europe. If you're outside those regions, a digital download is available worldwide.
Your photo is used solely to generate the mugshot illustration. It is not stored permanently or used for any other purpose. We take privacy seriously.
Ready to Arrest Your Pet?
Choose your product, upload a photo, and checkout. Your portrait is generated in 30 seconds and you can regenerate it for free until you love it.
Create Your Pet's PortraitFrom $29.99 - mounted prints, canvas, and mugs with free delivery